sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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