put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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