I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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