Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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