It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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