The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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