Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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