ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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