Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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