hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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