Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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