Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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