So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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