my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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