I'm really into asian looking animals
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I hate all girls vehemently.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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