I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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