Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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