When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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