butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am spending my child support on dildos
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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