we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
a search helicopter?!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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