STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
