Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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