If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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