Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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