If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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