I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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