After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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