Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
These tits shall not be calmed
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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