Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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