He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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