Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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