I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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