What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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