He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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