Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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