Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You left your underwear on the fireplace
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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