Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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