So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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