dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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