i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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