On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i think i have herpe
just one?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
