They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think my moral compass just broke
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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