My nipple is on Facebook.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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