Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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