Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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