Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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