no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just high enough for therapy.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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