fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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