Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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