walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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