awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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