You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The power of my boobs compel you
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize