I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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