ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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