The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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