I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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